in particular, Sally Hardesty, and her invalid brother, Franklin.ĬS (VO): "Invalid"? That's a horrible name to call someone, even if he does die. Narrator (John Larroquette): The film in which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths.ĬS: I do not ever remember hearing about this story, 8 years before I was born. (Chuckles) Welcome to another year of The Cinema Snob, I told you I was gonna spotlight some more popular flicks, lets watch "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". "Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or " I Spit on Your Grave", or " Friday the 13th", or "(the) Hooker with a Heart of Gold".ĬS: You make call this a successful horror film, but I call it a failed attempt at making a drama. Posters are shown of the films he mentions.ĬS (VO). Smith goes to Washington", or " Ordinary People"? (chuckles) Surely no-one actually sets out to make movies like. "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".ĬS: Surely it must have had a bigger purpose than that, and if its purpose was to be a down-home tale, of the dramas of youth in the 1970s, then it failed.ĬS (VO): Of course, if its only goal was to be one of the best horror films ever made, then it certainly achieved that goal, but who wouldn't want to make something like that?ĬS: Doesn't every director want to make movies like " Mr. I must ask the viewing audience, what was the purpose of this film, to be scary, to be shocking, to disturb the ever-loving crap out of you? (chuckles) Sorry, not buying it, especially for a movie called.ĬS (VO). Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom (1999)Īngel Above - The Devil Below (1974) (Porno)ĮT Week - " Keep Up the Lust E.T." (1986) (Porno)ĮT Week - " Homoti" (The OTHER Turkish E.T.After the trailer is shown, we see Cinema Snob sitting in his chair.ĬS: Boy, was this a grisly little film. Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)Īlice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976) (Porno) The Forgotten Nic Cage: " The Best of Times" (1981) The Forgotten Nic Cage: " Zandalee" (1991) Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2 (1987) Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes (1987) Year Two: Bad Movie Cinema Snobs: "McBain" (1991)Īmerican Commando 3: Savage Temptation (1988) The Big Box: "The House of the Devil" (2009)Ĭurse of the Cannibal Confederates (1982) "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" Trailer Kung Tai Ted: "Return of the Street Fighter" (1974) Public Domain Theater: "Devil Times Five" (1974) The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine (1974) 3: Exploitation Explosion, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, From Russia with Love, and The Stand (2020), can be found on his site. All of his 2007-09 episodes, plus those of 42nd Street Forever, Vol.
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